The quintessence of shallowness bred with the epitome of ignorance.
A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.
The thing without which the world would be better off.
It lives in The
Shouse, owns The
Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of
pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.